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Old 07-29-2015, 08:09 PM
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Default Motormouth

One week, no other survivors spotted.

Got two nice shelters hidden away, miles apart. Furnished with workbenches, furnaces, dew collectors, several storage crates, full of weapons, ammo, food, water, extra gear and crafting materials. Everything I need.

Decide to take a walk yesterday, get caught in the open. Flanked. Two on one, I go down shooting.

Killer runs his mouth. I'm his bitch, but as he's looking thru my gear (which is all backed up at least once in my shelters), he tells me he wants to suck my dick dry. Tells me now I'm naked. The more he talks, the more he sounds like his IQ is below 100. At least his buddy had the common courtesy not to open his mouth.

Some of the people who play this game are the cream of the crop.

I decide that from now on, I'll respawn immediately upon death so I don't have to listen to the moron that killed me. No matter how bad he wants to suck my dick.

Hey. His words, not mine.
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Old 07-29-2015, 10:36 PM
Plumbersmack Plumbersmack is online now
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I hate people like that. Remember their name's and kill on sight. I have a growing shit list.
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Old 12-21-2015, 04:12 PM
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loads of them about , they are idiots!
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